#1

It was at this point that the long  term implications of his new job  really began to dawn on the_Stig.
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#2

PRIVATE PROBABLY  NO TRESPASSING
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#3

death with benefits
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#4

Dog cute
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#5

I met a true Christian couple recently. They were  under the bridge, with their 2 teenagers. I noticed a  stack of free Bibles alongside the home cooked  meals they were serving to anyone. No profiling  questions, no judgmental sermon. I asked what  church they attend, and the father swept his arm  around and said 'This one... We're it.'
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#6

just made me some synonym rolls
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#7

PUT AN AMAZON BOX ON MY  PORCH FILLED WITH BEES
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#8

prank meme
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#9

"When I was a  boy of 14, my  father was so  ignorant I could  hardly stand to  have the old man  around. But when  I got to be 21, I  was astonished at  how much he had  learned in seven  years."  — Mark Twain
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#10

Trump: The less immigrants we let in,  the better.  Pence: The fewer.  Trump: Shhh, don't call me that in public yet.
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#11

TAKING A BATH TOGETHER  EXPECTATION  REALITY
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#12

Did you know that  semen comes out at  over 20 MPH?  Carol didn't,  out sne  does now.
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#13

I'M UPUOTING EVERY SINGLE STARMAN  POST,TODAY...AND TODAY ONLY  BECAUSE ELON.„ BECAUSE  SPACEK.„ BECAUSE SCIENCE
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#14

You thought you just did something here  didnt you? Well sorry to burst your bubble  but numerous sentences could be  constructed without employing the first  letter Of the English lexicon.
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#15

musky
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#16

did not make it today, but my dear  brothers did. #RlPFalconHeavyCore
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#17

1 STILL Miss  DAVID BOWIE
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#18

l, FOR ONE  QUITE LIKE ROMAN  NUMERALS
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#19

As bad as things may get, never forget that  we live in a time where I just watched a  massive rocket perform a flawless takeoff on  the way to drop off a car on Mars, boosters  perfectly returning and landing upright, on  my phone, in line for pizza.  What a world.
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#20

listen, I am no economist...
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#21

The fastest car in history is now  roadster.  @Tesla
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#22

Elon Musk Car
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#23

Deadpool
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#24

STOP. MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET  SO Erect
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#25

Not one single engineer made  it off of the Titanic - They stayed  and kept the power on so other  passengers could escape.
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#26

Should clarify that this is the base model  performance. There will be a special  option package that takes it to the next  level.
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#27

WOULDN'T OFFER MY DELICIOUS  BREAD PUDDING TO MY VEGAN FRIEND
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#28

When you're just drunk enough that you lose your  self doubt but aren't a clumsy dipshit yet
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#29

Third burn successful. Exceeded Mars orbit  and kept going to the Asteroid Belt.
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#30

THOUGHT ABOUT  TEXTING MY EK  CLARITY WANK PUT  THAT IDEA TO BED
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#31

The advantages  of being colorblind
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#32

USE PIZZA
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#33

fam, i thought she was drinking some dick  for a second
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#34

PLAYER HATER OF-THE YEAR
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#35

what's betrayal?
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#36

*Made on Earth by humans*
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#37

THEN  NOW
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#38

some people are okay
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#39

only two things are certain in this life: death and  that if you fall asleep in a tank top when you  wake up one of your tiddies will be out
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#40

He took McDonald's free WiFi to  another level
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#41

GIRLFRIEND IS  RECONNECTING WITH  FUCK HIM FIRST  ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
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#42

MAKES MILLIONS OF DOLLARS  OFF INTERNET BOOM.
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#43

STARTED JOGGING TO BUILD UP  CARDIOVASCULAR STAMINA
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#44

Falcon Heavy at the Cape
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#45

"Come over"  "l can't you live on earth"  "My parents aren't home"

#46

HAVING A ROMANTIC GETAWAY  EXPECTATION vs  REALITY
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#47

Elon Musk
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#48

I paid the light bill at my parents house one  time and told my dad he couldn't touch the  thermostat. Nigga looked at me like I was  fuckin stupid and that was the end of that.
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#49

WE COULDN'T MAKE IT FASTER.

#50

The first time in generations, you say?
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