1.

What's the worst pet to have?

2.

when you surf reddit for 2 hours and  realize it was on mobile data

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3.

Abortion is just spawncamping

4.

Random Thot: I can do "The Dragon".

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5.

When you giving a presentation in class  and the teacher has to quiet the class  down and you just standing there like

6.

Things  That  Never  Get Old

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7.

When your cooking is so bad even the  ingredients are horrified by what you've  done to them

9.

When you're too poor to take your car to the mechanic, so you try  necromancy

10.

White shell. It'S like a blue shell. but inverted. White shell, blue  spikes and wings. It hits the person in last place. Just to be a dick.

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11.

Mars curiosity has just completed it's  3rd(Martian) year on Mars. Conqrats.

12.

'hey dude, wanna be my mohawk?'

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13.

The difference between mom and dad

14.

khajiit has wares if you have coin

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15.

Am I the only one who charger look like this?  (Excuse my feet btw)

16.

because I m a  black woman?

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17.

That one roman guard who thought he had an  easy job because he just had to watch the pass  to the Alps, watching as Hannibal came down  with an entire fucking army

18.

When your dog hears the doorbell ring

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19.

approve

20.

spider man

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21.

You have been visited  Gentle Bob

22.

read nigga

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23.

Friend: You can't just make the  same meme over and over your  humor needs to evolve

24.

Looks like we're finally getting  that Terminator vs Predators  crossover.

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25.

is that a rootin tootin furry-shootin  putin

26.

Bro if hand sanitizers only kill 99.996 of  germs why not just use 2 squirts and kill  all of them lol

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27.

Hey! It's my cake day, have a piece  of cake. No need to upvote! Have a  great day stranger

28.

How VPN works

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29.

My tongue when it sees me  opening up my 7th bag of sour  skittles

30.

Can't believe Shrek ogredosed in the  parking lot

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31.

Thanks Human

32.

hits blunt

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33.

Brain: joke happened like 30 mins ago  its not funny anymore

34.

COD fans accusing  pokemon fan accusing fifa  fans accusing assassins  creed fans of buying the  same game every time

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35.

Life is like soccer because my  mom signed me up for it and  expects me to try my best even  though I hate fucking soccer.

36.

Magic 8-ball, how  many sexual holes  does a woman have?

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37.

When you plug in a USB  in first attempt

38.

Historical Figures  Actors playing  historical figures

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39.

When your son is always looking at the desktop wallpaper  on his computer whenever you go into his room:

40.

Me: "I'll go out for a beer or 2 but I'm not  attacking and pillaging Constantinople"  *15 beers later*

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41.

When your neighbor asks  to borrow some spices

42.

Just doin my part

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43.

i can hear this picture

44.

Dying within  two weeks like  all the other  memes : Being the  alpha meme  of 2016, 2017  and 2018


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