1.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
Death once had a near chuck norris experience

2.

I can swim on land
I can swim on land
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3.

But he is alright now
But he is alright now

4.

A SNAKE BIT ME IT DlED 2 DAYS. LATER
A SNAKE BIT ME IT DlED 2 DAYS. LATER
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5.

Chuck won an underwater breathing contest
Chuck won an underwater breathing contest

6.

CHUCK NORRIS PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH A FULLY LOADED GUN
CHUCK NORRIS PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH A FULLY LOADED GUN
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7.

CHUCK NORRIS BUILT THE HOSPITAL THAT HE WAS BORN IN
CHUCK NORRIS BUILT THE HOSPITAL THAT HE WAS BORN IN

8.

A MAN NEEDS A NAME CHUCK NORRIS
A MAN NEEDS A NAME CHUCK NORRIS
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9.

CHUCK NORRIS PASSED SIX KIDNEY STONES THANOS USED THEM IN THE INFINITY GAUNTLET

10.

- Eminem ? What did you mean by "I'm not afraid?"
– Eminem? What did you mean by “I’m not afraid?”
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11.

MAKE ONE MORE SCUMBAG' CHUCK NORRIS MEME
MAKE ONE MORE SCUMBAG’ CHUCK NORRIS MEME

12.

CHUCK NORRIS was ONCE ON AMERlCAN IDOL.
CHUCK NORRIS was ONCE ON AMERlCAN IDOL.
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13.

LAST NIGHT, AN 82 VEAR-OLD,WIDOW LOOKED AT THIS PICTURE OF CHUCK NORRIS
LAST NIGHT, AN 82 VEAR-OLD, WIDOW LOOKED AT THIS PICTURE OF CHUCK NORRIS

14.

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU.
I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU.
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15.

ONCE FARTED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
ONCE FARTED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO

16.

CHUCK NORRIS COUNTED TO INFINITY... TWICE
CHUCK NORRIS COUNTED TO INFINITY… TWICE
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17.

CHUCK NORRIS WENT TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS
CHUCK NORRIS WENT TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS

18.

Chuck Norris can kill Two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris can kill Two stones with one bird
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19.

CHUCK NORRIS CAUGHT ALL THE POKÉMON
CHUCK NORRIS CAUGHT ALL THE POKÉMON

20.

CHUCK NORRIS DIED 20 YEARS AGO
CHUCK NORRIS DIED 20 YEARS AGO
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21.

ONCE DUG A HOLE WITH A SPOON
ONCE DUG A HOLE WITH A SPOON

22.

With nine bullets
With nine bullets
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23.

CHUCK NORRIS CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR
CHUCK NORRIS CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR

24.

IF YOU MISSPELL CHUCK NORRIS...
IF YOU MISSPELL CHUCK NORRIS…
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25.

I AM CHUCK NORRIS
I AM CHUCK NORRIS

26.

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T DIAL THE WRONG NUMBER
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN’T DIAL THE WRONG NUMBER
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27.

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T TURN ON THE SHOWER HE STARES UNTIL IT STARTS TO CRY
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN’T TURN ON THE SHOWER HE STARES UNTIL IT STARTS TO CRY

28.

LIT A FART
LIT A FART
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29.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

30.

CHUCK NORRIS CAN BUILD A BOMB OUT OF MACGYVER
CHUCK NORRIS CAN BUILD A BOMB OUT OF MACGYVER
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31.

I once had a Lizard and a Fish as pets
I once had a Lizard and a Fish as pets

32.

THE HOSPITAL
THE HOSPITAL
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33.

WHEN CHUCK NORRIS WAS BORN HE DROVE HIS MOM HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS WAS BORN HE DROVE HIS MOM HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL

34.

IF, BY SOME PARADOX IN THE SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM. CHUCK NORRIS WERE EVER TO FIGHT HIMSELF,
IF, BY SOME PARADOX IN THE SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM. CHUCK NORRIS WERE EVER TO FIGHT HIMSELF,
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35.

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T NEED A GPS HE DECIDES WHERE HE IS
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN’T NEED A GPS HE DECIDES WHERE HE IS

36.

KILLS 50 PEOPLE WITH GUN
KILLS 50 PEOPLE WITH GUN
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37.

HE TURNS INTO CHUCK NORRIS
HE TURNS INTO CHUCK NORRIS

38.

BLOOD TYPE IS AK-47
BLOOD TYPE IS AK-47
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39.

CHUCK NORRIS PLAYS SOCCER WITH A BOWLING BALL
CHUCK NORRIS PLAYS SOCCER WITH A BOWLING BALL

40.

WILL FIND YOU AND..
WILL FIND YOU AND…


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