1.

If you mix hot chocolate with hazelnut syrup you get Ferrero Rocher
If you mix hot chocolate with hazelnut syrup you get ferrero rocher

2.

Yes I'm late for work. Yes I have a venti iced coffee in my hands. But we must remember that correlation does not always imply causation. Thank you for your time.
Yes I’m late for work. Yes I have a venti iced coffee in my hands. But we must remember that correlation does not always imply causation. Thank you for your time.

3.

MY BIRTH STONE IS A COFFEE BEAN
MY BIRTH STONE IS A COFFEE BEAN

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4.

me: if you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later.
me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.

5.

I have OCD, Obsessive Coffee Disorder
I have OCD, Obsessive Coffee Disorder


6.

DRINK SOME COFFEE AND PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
DRINK SOME COFFEE AND PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING

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7.

Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?

8.

*$2.50 coffee*
*$2.50 coffee*

9.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee

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10.

Sometimes II look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.
Sometimes II look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.

11.

when you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate with no changes in exhaustion
when you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate with no changes in exhaustion

12.

me without coffee: suffering me with coffee: suffering but with a faster heart rate
me without coffee: suffering me with coffee: suffering but with a faster heart rate

13.

WHEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE COFFEE
WHEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE COFFEE

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14.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING THE GOOD COFFEE
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING THE GOOD COFFEE

15.

ahhh that feeling when the first sip of coffee touches your soul.
ahhh that feeling when the first sip of coffee touches your soul.

16.

Friend: "You don't need coffee to start your day"
Friend: “You don’t need coffee to start your day”

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17.

ENJOY YOUR BITTER COFFEE
ENJOY YOUR BITTER COFFEE

18.

when you at the cafe and ask for something strong
when you at the cafe and ask for something strong

19.

When paying for a coffee
When paying for a coffee

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20.

I must get up, My coffee needs me.
I must get up, My coffee needs me.

21.

Am I Attracted To This Barista Or Does My Brain Just Associate Them With The Caffeine I Crave
Am I Attracted To This Barista Or Does My Brain Just Associate Them With The Caffeine I Crave

22.

A real prince bings coffee
A real prince bings coffee

23.

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

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24.

going in for that first sip of coffee
going in for that first sip of coffee

25.

When you pay 20c less for your coffee
When you pay 20c less for your coffee

26.

Hey guys I heard there was $2.50 coffee
Hey guys I heard there was $2.50 coffee

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27.

I DON'T THINK THERE WOULD BE ENOUGH COFFEE
I DON’T THINK THERE WOULD BE ENOUGH COFFEE

28.

$5 COFFEE
$5 COFFEE

29.

HOW COFFEE WORKS
HOW COFFEE WORKS

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30.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A PIPING HOT CUP OF COFFEE ON A COLD MORNING. IT HELPS WARM UP THE EVIL IN ME.
THERE’S NOTHING LIKE A PIPING HOT CUP OF COFFEE ON A COLD MORNING. IT HELPS WARM UP THE EVIL IN ME.


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