#1

When ya barber keeps getn distracted while cuttin ya hair but you aint gon say nothing cuz he holds all the power
When ya barber keeps getn
distracted while cuttin ya hair but
you aint gon say nothing cuz he
holds all the power

#2

Her: I'm so wet right now you have no idea Drake: can we just talk about my day please...
Her: I’m so wet right now you have no
idea
Drake: can we just talk about my day
please…

#3

Drake the type of Nigga to go on maury and hope he is the father
Drake the type of Nigga to go on maury and hope he is the father
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#4

Now that Meek Mill is destroyed, Drake moves onto his next enemy, Superman
Now that Meek Mill is destroyed, Drake
moves onto his next enemy, Superman

#5

when u consider lurking but then u realize u actually don't give a shit at all
when u consider lurking but then u
realize u actually don’t give a shit at
all

#6

When you beat it raw 300 times straight and she get pregnant by the next nigga right after you
When you beat it raw 300 times straight
and she get pregnant by the next nigga
right after you
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#7

Drake the type of Nigga to search for personality on pornhub
Drake the type of Nigga to search for personality on pornhub

#8

`The "I'm about to listen to Drake" starter pack:
The “I’m about to listen
to Drake” starter pack:

#9

Drake look like the kid that doesn't stop starring at you when you catch them starring
Drake look like the kid that
doesn’t stop starring at you when
you catch them starring
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#10

Drake: lolol u savage AF bee
Drake: lolol u savage AF bee

#11

When u rode with ya friends and u ready to go home, but they driving to another spot
When u rode with ya friends and u
ready to go home, but they driving
to another spot

#12

When you catch your woes running thru the 6 without you
When you catch your woes running
thru the 6 without you
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#13

Drake needs to drop an album so I can text mv ex with some bullshit
Drake needs to drop an album so I can text
mv ex with some bullshit

#14

Drake the type of nigga to lotion his upper thigh in front of the homies.
Drake the type of nigga to lotion his upper
thigh in front of the homies.

#15

Gotta stop listening to drake. This girl just sent me a nude and I told her I like her eyes
Gotta stop listening to drake. This
girl just sent me a nude and I told
her I like her eyes
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#16

Why this look like a GTA loading screen?
Why this look like a GTA loading screen?

#17

when you're having a nice conversation and suddenly they ask about your ex
when you’re having a nice conversation and
suddenly they ask about your ex

#18

Drake the type of Nigga to text his niggas, "Night:)"
Drake the type of Nigga to text his niggas, “Night:)”
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#19

When your mom starts yellin at you for something you didn't do and you're bout to correct tf outta her
When your mom starts yellin at you for
something you didn’t do and you’re
bout to correct tf outta her

#20

Drake lookin like the girlfriend
Drake lookin like the girlfriend

#21

drake the type of guy to help his ex girlfriend move into her new boyfriends house.
drake the type of guy to help his ex girlfriend
move into her new boyfriends house.
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#22

My brothers doc looks like dorky drake

#23

When bae takes 8 hours to text you back and acts like it's okay
When bae takes 8 hours to text
you back and acts like it’s okay

#24

Drake the type of Nigga to ride a horse with both legs on one side
Drake the type of Nigga to ride a horse with both legs on one side
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#25

Drake is coldplay for black people
Drake is coldplay for black people

#26

"Is that the white house or your wife's house?"
“Is that the white house or your wife’s
house?”

#27

Dear diary, I've been rapping in 3 accents and no longer know which one is truly mine. I am a sadting Drake
Dear diary,
I’ve been rapping in 3 accents and
no longer know which one is truly
mine. I am a sadting
Drake

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