1. I just want that.

I jus want my booty rubbed and a moderate amount of attention .
I jus want my booty rubbed and a moderate amount of attention .

2. This is getting serious.

day 489 without sex: the demon i see in the corner of my room when i have sleep paralysis lookin kinda cute now ngl
day 489 without sex: the demon i see in the corner of my room when i have sleep paralysis lookin kinda cute now ngl

3. Daddy

Day 59 without sex: It was raining today and I looked up in the sky and said "That's right... all over my face daddy"
Day 59 without sex: It was raining today and I looked up in the sky and said “That’s right… all over my face daddy”

4. It’s making sense now.

A coworker today told me that if you raise your children you can spoil your grandkids, but if you spoil your children you'll have to raise your grandkids. I think she found the secret to life because everything makes sense now.
A coworker today told me that if you raise your children you can spoil your grandkids, but if you spoil your children you’ll have to raise your grandkids. I think she found the secret to life because everything makes sense now.

5. She looks pretty

Tell her she looks pretty
Tell her she looks pretty

6. But we do it over and over again.

letting people take advantage of you is dumb bitch energy
letting people take advantage of you is dumb bitch energy

7. that’s me.

That constant freaky desire
That constant freaky desire

8. Well well.

That's freaky
That’s freaky

9. That’s the only thing in my mind.

Me in the kitchen: What can I put inside my body that will satisfy & soothe me right now?
Me in the kitchen: What can I put inside my body that will satisfy & soothe me right now?

10. When He leaves you

When he gets up to shower
When he gets up to shower

11. How deep?

This is how deep I want you in my guts
This is how deep I want you in my guts

12. Oh geez that’s me.

him: whos my dirty little slut? me:
him: whos my dirty little slut? me:

13. Waterboard him.

Sit on your man's face.
Sit on your man’s face.

14. It’s motivational.

Support all her freaky goals
Support all her freaky goals

15. I am right here.

when he doesn't know what he's doing
when he doesn’t know what he’s doing

16. Well played.

Bae: It's Movie Night Tonight.. Me: What We Watching? Bae: We're Making One..
Bae: It’s Movie Night Tonight.. Me: What We Watching? Bae: We’re Making One..

17. World Champion.

After 3 strokes
After 3 strokes

18. That’s it.

Her: Deeper Me:
Her: Deeper , Me:

19. There’s nothing bad about him.

When you refuse to see the bad in him because the dick is so good
When you refuse to see the bad in him because the dick is so good

20. He don’t deserve it.

He don't deserve
He don’t deserve

21. That’s right.

When you giving head and you hear him curse
When you giving head and you hear him curse

22. That’s really cool.

Romance
Romance

23. Ain’t gonna stop.

Lactose Intolerance
Lactose Intolerance

24. baby.

Hard to find
Hard to find

25. That’s not really cool

The truth
The truth

26. that’s me

when he says "fuckkkkkkk" as soon as
when he says “fuckkkkkkk” as soon as

27. you must know.

Pics?
Pics?

28. No longer is service.

Heyy
Heyy

29. what a feeling it is.

And cares about your mental health
And cares about your mental health

30. Those fingers.

Guess what's coming?
Guess what’s coming?

31. Sighs

Me: I'm sorry, daddy, but I've been a really bad girl..
Me: I’m sorry, daddy, but I’ve been a really bad girl..

32. That’s it

"What are you looking for in a relationship?"
“What are you looking for in a relationship?”

33. I don’t care.

God is watching you
God is watching you

34. In silence.

"l need to gather my thoughts"
“l need to gather my thoughts”

35. Inner me

Inner me: Put her in a coma
Inner me: Put her in a coma

36. Sweet

When he thinks it's a punishment
When he thinks it’s a punishment

37. come quietly?

When you invite me over and there are other people in the house
When you invite me over and there are other people in the house

38. Thinking.

A bukkake is technically a baby shower
A bukkake is technically a baby shower

39. I want to watch that.

When he already busted a nut but you keep sucking just to watch him have a seizure
When he already busted a nut but you keep sucking just to watch him have a seizure

40. Why?

"Why you bust quick"

41. That’s me

The sudden intense desire
The sudden intense desire

42. Dear big girls

Dear big girls Don't be afraid to get on top If he dies he dies
Dear big girls Don’t be afraid to get on top If he dies he dies

43.Put that thing right back.

suddenly pulls out
suddenly pulls out

44. Notice this next time.

Smacking A Fresh Pack Of Newports
Smacking A Fresh Pack Of Newports

45. Yes.

when he ugly but
when he ugly but

46. Medal for it.

3st
3st

47. Just thinking

WHEN SHE SAY SOMETHING EXTRA FREAKY
WHEN SHE SAY SOMETHING EXTRA FREAKY

48. I am not sure.

NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT
NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT

49. What should i do now?

AND TODAY THE TV I'M GONNA BUY SHOWED UP IN AN AD
AND TODAY THE TV I’M GONNA BUY SHOWED UP IN AN AD


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