1.

I jus want my booty rubbed and a moderate amount of attention .

2.

day 489 without sex: the demon i see in the corner of my room when i have sleep paralysis lookin kinda cute now ngl

3.

Day 59 without sex: It was raining today and I looked up in the sky and said "That's right... all over my face daddy"

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4.

A coworker today told me that if you raise your children you can spoil your grandkids, but if you spoil your children you'll have to raise your grandkids. I think she found the secret to life because everything makes sense now.

5.

Tell her she looks pretty

6.

letting people take advantage of you is dumb bitch energy

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7.

That constant freaky desire

8.

That's freaky

9.

Me in the kitchen: What can I put inside my body that will satisfy & soothe me right now?

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10.

When he gets up to shower

11.

This is how deep I want you in my guts

12.

him: whos my dirty little slut? me:

13.

Sit on your man's face.

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14.

Support all her freaky goals

15.

when he doesn't know what he's doing

16.

Bae: It's Movie Night Tonight.. Me: What We Watching? Bae: We're Making One..

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17.

After 3 strokes

18.

Her: Deeper Me:

19.

When you refuse to see the bad in him because the dick is so good

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20.

He don't deserve

21.

When you giving head and you hear him curse

22.

Romance

23.

Lactose Intolerance

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24.

Hard to find

25.

The truth

26.

when he says "fuckkkkkkk" as soon as

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27.

Pics?

28.

Heyy

29.

And cares about your mental health

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30.

Guess what's coming?

31.

Me: I'm sorry, daddy, but I've been a really bad girl..

32.

"What are you looking for in a relationship?"

33.

God is watching you

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34.

"l need to gather my thoughts"

35.

Inner me: Put her in a coma

36.

When he thinks it's a punishment

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37.

When you invite me over and there are other people in the house

38.

A bukkake is technically a baby shower

39.

When he already busted a nut but you keep sucking just to watch him have a seizure

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40.

"Why you bust quick"

41.

The sudden intense desire

42.

Dear big girls Don't be afraid to get on top If he dies he dies

43.

suddenly pulls out

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44.

Smacking A Fresh Pack Of Newports

45.

when he ugly but

46.

3st

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47.

WHEN SHE SAY SOMETHING EXTRA FREAKY

48.

NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT

49.

AND TODAY THE TV I'M GONNA BUY SHOWED UP IN AN AD


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