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Advanced AI

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MY MIDDLE FINGER GETS AN ERECTION!

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Common Allergies

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At first I cared, but then I was like 'Nah, fuck you.'

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When you finally catch the asshole who's been messing up your life.

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BECAUSE, FUCK YOU„THAT'S WHY.

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MY EYES TELL PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF

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Fuck yourself

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NO, FUCK OFF

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SHUT UP LIVER, YOU ARE FINE

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Fuck you. PROBLEM SOLVED.

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Do u ever get really motivated to do something and u get really excited about it and then u get home and you're just like "nahh fuck it"

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I'm sucking dick tonight idc

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Kill yourself

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funny, but fuck you

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YOU FORGOT TO CALCULATE THE FUCK I DON'T GIVE

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Her: smoking doesn't make you cool- Me: and tattooing bible verses doesn't make you an angel Stephanie shut ur whore mouth

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Because Fuck You, buddy.

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Hey, Fuck you! Fuck you very, very much' Fuck Face,

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lid ask you to go fuck yourself, but you'd probably just delegate that to me too.

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I'M AT AN AGE WHERE FUCK YOU..FUCK OFF..AND FUCK THAT

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in the dm's: itm gonna fuck you til you can't walk in person:

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I WILL FIND you AND I WILL FUCK YOU

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Occasionally I say to my blind friend, "Can you tell me what this says? It's in braille and I don't understand it" And then I hand him a lego- Apparently all lego's say, "Fuck you dude!"

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You actually fuck yourself

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mood: "the fuck you want?"

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off is the general direction in which i wish you would fuck.

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WHEN U GOTTA MEET UR GIRLS PARENTS SO U WEAR A BUTTON UP SHIRT

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I'LL FUCK LATER

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when she sees your dick while it's soft

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That's right

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When you're 69'ing and you get a hair in your mouth


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