1.

WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SAID SOMETHING RACIST
WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SAID SOMETHING RACIST

2.

Guy: How's your head game? Girl:
Guy: How’s your head game? Girl:

3.

YOU GUYS EVER STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS AND FART
YOU GUYS EVER STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS AND FART

4.

Barber: whatchu want fam Guy: you ever had Cinnabon? Barber: say no more
Barber: whatchu want fam Guy: you ever had Cinnabon? Barber: say no more

5.

When you finally find the white kid that been calling you nigger on Xbox live
When you finally find the white kid that been calling you nigger on Xbox live

6.

Missouri Teens Steal What They Think Is Cocaine, End Up Snorting Their Grandfather's Ashes
Missouri Teens Steal What They Think Is Cocaine, End Up Snorting Their Grandfather’s Ashes

7.

Things you can say both during sex and during a funeral
Things you can say both during sex and during a funeral

8.

"Hey can I borrow your phone?" Me: uhh...yeah hold on... FUCKED UP MEMES
“Hey can I borrow your phone?” Me: uhh…yeah hold on… FUCKED UP MEMES

9.

Employer: So why do you think you'd be a good waiter? Me: you could say I.. Bring a lot to the table Employer: *whispers* holy shit
Employer: So why do you think you’d be a good waiter? Me: you could say I.. Bring a lot to the table Employer: *whispers* holy shit

10.

When you're high af and someone knocks at the door
When you’re high af and someone knocks at the door

11.

DJ khaled: who's your inspiration? Caillou: DJ khaled of course
DJ khaled: who’s your inspiration? Caillou: DJ khaled of course

12.

sent my dad this... so he sends me this...
sent my dad this… so he sends me this…

13.

cant wait to dig my fork into all of these
cant wait to dig my fork into all of these

14.

When someone walks through that nasty fart you just ripped in isle 7 & you hear them gasp & yell "GOTTTTDAMNNNN"
When someone walks through that nasty fart you just ripped in isle 7 & you hear them gasp & yell “GOTTTTDAMNNNN”

15.

I'D HIT THAT LIKE IT WAS RIHANNA
I’D HIT THAT LIKE IT WAS RIHANNA

16.

IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS, IT'S TOO LATE
IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS, IT’S TOO LATE

17.

When you think of some funny shit during a fucked up situation, and you trying not to laugh
When you think of some funny shit during a fucked up situation, and you trying not to laugh

18.

When she got her shit together and got a little hoe in her too
When she got her shit together and got a little hoe in her too

19.

This new X-men movie looks dope
This new X-men movie looks dope

20.

When a cop pulls his gun on you but you're white
When a cop pulls his gun on you but you’re white

21.

THAT'S FUCKED UP
THAT’S FUCKED UP

22.

When your friend says something stupid and you have to check if they have brain
When your friend says something stupid and you have to check if they have brain

23.

When the doctor says you're in cardiac arrest but you don't kno what that means
When the doctor says you’re in cardiac arrest but you don’t kno what that means

24.

What's up with Gods holding their right hand up?
What’s up with Gods holding their right hand up?

25.

You need to start asking questions, Dave
You need to start asking questions, Dave

26.

YOU DONE FUCKED UP!
YOU DONE FUCKED UP!

27.

SHIT FUCKED UP...
SHIT FUCKED UP…

28.

Her: You must be retarded if you think we fucking
Her: You must be retarded if you think we fucking

 


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