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WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SAID SOMETHING RACIST2.
Guy: How’s your head game? Girl:3.
YOU GUYS EVER STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS AND FART4.
Barber: whatchu want fam Guy: you ever had Cinnabon? Barber: say no more5.
When you finally find the white kid that been calling you nigger on Xbox live6.
Missouri Teens Steal What They Think Is Cocaine, End Up Snorting Their Grandfather’s Ashes7.
Things you can say both during sex and during a funeral8.
“Hey can I borrow your phone?” Me: uhh…yeah hold on… FUCKED UP MEMES9.
Employer: So why do you think you’d be a good waiter? Me: you could say I.. Bring a lot to the table Employer: *whispers* holy shit10.
When you’re high af and someone knocks at the door11.
DJ khaled: who’s your inspiration? Caillou: DJ khaled of course12.
sent my dad this… so he sends me this…13.
cant wait to dig my fork into all of these14.
When someone walks through that nasty fart you just ripped in isle 7 & you hear them gasp & yell “GOTTTTDAMNNNN”15.
I’D HIT THAT LIKE IT WAS RIHANNA16.
IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS, IT’S TOO LATE17.
When you think of some funny shit during a fucked up situation, and you trying not to laugh18.
When she got her shit together and got a little hoe in her too19.
This new X-men movie looks dope20.
When a cop pulls his gun on you but you’re white21.
THAT’S FUCKED UP22.
When your friend says something stupid and you have to check if they have brain23.
When the doctor says you’re in cardiac arrest but you don’t kno what that means24.
What’s up with Gods holding their right hand up?25.
You need to start asking questions, Dave26.
YOU DONE FUCKED UP!27.
SHIT FUCKED UP…28.
Her: You must be retarded if you think we fucking
