1.

"I work until beer o'clock."

2.

ONE TEQUILA

3.

ONE DRINK AWAY FROM TELLING EVERYONE WHAT I REALLY THINK

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4.

EXPECT A DRUNK DIAL SOON

5.

I DOUBT VODKA IS THE ANSWER BUT IT's WORTH THE SOT

6.

Drink up, assholes

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7.

If You Ask Me Hold Your Beer I Will Probably DRINK IT

8.

I Have Mixed Drinks FEELINGS

9.

ALCOHOL YOU LATER

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10.

I used to think drinking was bad for me... so I gave up thinking.

11.

I'D SAY I'LL DRINK TO THAT BUT HONESTLY, I'LL DRINK TO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

12.

i DON'T NEED ALCOHOL TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS

13.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

14.

I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

15.

Cop, "Please step out of the car." Me, "l'm too drunk, you get in."

16.

THERE'S NO STRONGER SUNSCREEN THAN SITTING IN THE BAR.

17.

IF YOU DONT DRINK HOW WILL YOUR FRIENDS KNOW YOU LOVE THEM AT 2 AM?

18.

HERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD; PEOPLE YOU WANT TO DRINK WITH AND PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU WANT TO DRINK.

19.

Dear Alcohol, We had a deal that you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video, We need to talk

20.

Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.

21.

IN ALCOHOL'S DEFENSE I'VE DONE SOME PRETTY DUMB SHIT WHILE COMPLETELY SOBER TOO.

22.

I drink wine in my yoga pants

23.

Tonight... I'm drinking until i am someone Else's problem.

24.

Hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.

25.

Ever notice how some people talk louder when they drink? That's why alcohol content is listed by volume.

26.

I have a feeling that my check liver light may come on this weekend.

27.

VODKA MAY NOT BE THE ANSWER, BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT.

28.

DID YOU EVER GET DRUNK?

29.

1 MAKE BEER DISAPPEAR. WHAT'S YOUR SUPERPOWER?

30.

ALCOHOL DOESN'T MAKE YOU FAT


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