Home Funny 33+ Funny Min... 33+ Funny Minion Quotes That’ll Keep You Scrollin’ShareFacebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp 1.Math teacher… Why you never taught me this?2.Sometimes i wish i was an octopus, So i could slap 8 people at once.3.Just because I can’t sing, doesn’t mean I won’t sing.Advertisements 4.DEAR STOMACH, you’re bored, ‘ not hungry.5.WHEN A WOMAN SAYS “WHAT?” It’s not because she didn’t hear do you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.6.SOCIETY IS FUNNY. THEY ASK YOU TO BE YOURSELF AND YET THEY JUDGE YOU.Advertisements 7.I have to stop saying “How stupid can you be? ‘t. Some people are starting to take it as a challenge.8.All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul and they will never notice how broken you really are.9.SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED A ‘*HIGH-FIVE. In the face. With a chair.Advertisements 10.This is a good point that the libs wont even dare try to debate.11.I’m currently suffering fro NDTDA: NO DESIRE TO DO ANYTHING syndrome!!12.Sometimes I talk to myself, but only when I need expert advice.13.I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.Advertisements 14.BREAKING NEWS Common sense is now an endangered species. Stupidity has taken over the world and unfortunately there is no known cure.15.You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.16.THINGS TO DO TODAY: 1. GET UP 2. SURVIVE 3. CO BACK TO BEDAdvertisements 17.I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.18.If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks. why is there a light in the fridge?19.I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other.Advertisements 20.That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn info a karate master.21.FOLLOW YOUR HEART BUT TAKE YOUR BRAIN WITH YOU22.Crazy Friends + Good Times = Amazing Memories.23.When you judge me without knowing me, you don’t define me, you define yourself.Advertisements 24.EVERY MOTHER ON EARTH CAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD EXCEPT MY MOM, SHE CAVE BIRTH TO LEGEND. HIGH FIVE MOM.25.IF YOU WRITE A BOOK ABOUT FAILURE, AND IT DOESN’T SELL, IS IT CALLED SUCCESS?26.My brain is like the Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.Advertisements 27.Every day at work I wonder if this going to be the day I accidentally scream ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP • out loud instead of just in my head28.201 Z AND STILL LISTENING TO 80’S MUSIC29.Being the strong oneAdvertisements 30.Sometimes, I forget how to spell a word so I beat my son out of anger31.There is no cure32.Having a rough day? Place gour hand over your heart. Feel That? I That’s called purpose. You’re alive for a reason. DON’T GIVE UP.33.The biggest lie I tell myself is ‘I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it !’Prev postNext post LEAVE A REPLY Cancel replyPlease enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address!Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.