Guys are chasing girls from the past 1000 years. Guys use their different tactics to woo girls. The desperation of guys is quite transparent. Earlier guys used to write love letters, then they shifted towards telephones, and now they use social media as their main weapon to get a date fixed. From E-mails to Orkut to Facebook to Instagram to Tinder now.
Chatting and interacting over the internet is very useful. You don’t feel shy, you don’t need to roam around the street, you don’t need to meet the girl every time you want to interact with her. On platforms like Instagram or Facebook, you need to put a lot of efforts to just ask out for a date. And to provide a solution to this problem, an application was invented called TINDER.
Tinder is a location-based social search mobile app that allows users to like or dislike other users. It is the most popular dating application in the market right now. It allows you to left swipe or right swipe anyone’s profile according to your wish and you can go out on a date with someone you like. Tinder bios are the most important thing while creating a profile on Tinder. It helps you to describe yourself. Tinder Bios should be cool yet classy.
Tinder Bios must be up to the mark to get some right swipes. Funny Tinder Bios are very useful. That’s why we have created a list some of the cool, clever and funny tinder bios that’ll help you a lot in creating a decent profile and go out on a date with someone you like.
1. Dusty, 27 About Dusty BOTHER MESSAGING ME IF YOU’RE ONLY LOOKING FOR A 2. TINDER BIO OF CASSIE 3. Megan, 19 22 miles away Active 4 hours ago I enjoy long walks on the beach and an occasional finger in the ass.. always up for a tequila slammer..
4. FARAZ TINDER BIO 5. TINDER BIO OF BRITTANY 6. About Ngoc i love a long walk on the beach and small dicks
7. TINDER BIO OF AMY 8. ASPIRING MILF 9. I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A PUSSY IN BED.
10. I enjoy long walks on the beach„.except can’t walk, and the sand fucks up my tires 11. I AM THAI SO IF YOU… 12. JUST LOOKING FOR MY FUTURE EX-HUSBANDS 13. TINDER BIO OF TIM , 23
14. TINDER BIO OF JAMES 15. Mandi, 30 Just doing this because my boyfriend did. He said it doesn’t mean anything. Message the shit out of me. 16. Addie, 17 I take hot showers because I like practicing burning in hell.
17. SHE SUFFERS FROM POOR CHOICE 18. TINDER BIOS OF CLINT , KATY AND JORDAN 19. Hiking. sleeping. Netflix. running. baking. and tea. Oh my God, am I a 40-year•old woman??? What I lack in technique. I make up for in enthusiasm. though my technique has gotten pretty good… Let’s talk sports. dogs, and the ending of Infinity War.
20. CAROLINA V 2.0 21. Look. here’s the deal… I work a lot, need back massages. but I don’t work enough to afford back massages— this is where you come in 22. About Brigid literally only have this profile so I can take screenshots of douchey white guys & make fun of them with my friends so there is about a chance I am interested in any of you Ok bye 23. About Sam NYC editor who gets drunk and takes pictures a lot. Not exactly a special snowflake.
24. About Mackenzie Just looking for someone to motorboat my ass. 25. Instagram: thattbetch My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time. 26. LET ME SLEEP IN YOUR STUPID SHIRT AND HOLD YOUR DUMB HAND YOU PIECE OF SHIT
27. About Annabelle Shit I’d date me 28. About Kelly I’m the blonde. Don’t worry. 29. I want to sleep with you. I don’t mean have sex. I mean sleep together. Under my blankets, with my hand on your chest and your arm around me. No talking, just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord.
30. Every single time a man sleeps with a lot of women. he’s called a stud. But if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she’s called a slut„ and people think this is unfair… Nah. IVs completely fair, and I’ll tell you why, alright? ‘Cause it’S fuckjn’ easy to be a slut. It’S fuckin’ hard to be a stud. To be a stud you have to be Witty, charming, be well.dressed, have nice shoes, and a fake job. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly studs. 31. I’m cute. fun love life I hate playing head unless they involve the mouth 32. I was hit by a truck once 33. Please send in your resumes and cover letter to [email protected] as to why you think we would be a good match. I look forward to reviewing your information and will get back to you in 3-5 business days, but probably within the hour because I’m desperate.
34. Alexa, 21 The only thing lower than my standards is my self esteem 35. I’m only looking for fun and casual sex, if you’re looking for a wife or girlfriend._swipe left. No short guys, no fat guys, no country guys or rednecks, no small peckers!! About me: Name is 36. Reasons to swipe right and wife me. I have no gag reflex Provide sexual pleasure whenever requested I love cleaning I can cook meals fit for your dietary needs Don’t ask questions unless “are you hungry?”,”can I sit on it?” When you’re out with your friends I won’t call or text unless it’s dirty selfies or dinner requests I’ll wake you up by performing oral sex My no. priority is your happiness and well being Only speak when spoken to I swallow
37. I like cats, beer and sunshine Brownie points if you’re an lmgurian 38. You Can Delete Me On Facebook. You Can Unfollow Me On Twitter. You Can Delete My Number. But You Can Never Unlick My Butthole.., 39. If you can’t handle me at my worst I really commence and respect you for setting healthy boundaries for yourself.
40. TINDER BIO OF JJ 41. I AM A GINGER BUT I WON’T TAKE YOUR SOUL 42. Hey you! Are you fun loving? Ready adventure'”? Are looking for a fling? Maybe something serious? if you are 43. GONNA GET TATTOOS OF DOGS
44. weed 45. Lover of dogs, Disney. and musical theater. Say hi. I’m nice. I’m usually too scared to message first cuz you’re too pretty. Friends. love and new connections are always welcome. 46. If you say nothing that means it a yes
47. Single. bilingual. ready to mingle from Monday to Domingo. 48. i hate feet but if you paypal me $15 ill still take pics of them for you 49. MEN ARE THE REAL PIGS
50. So let’s say we match and you message me. We add each other on snapchat. After about a week or two we decide to rneev We then go on date anci it goes really well. After dating for 4 years you decide to propose. Mainly because love me but aiso because I believe no sex befote marriage so the curiosity vs killing you. We get marnec) and on our wedt:iing day we get ready to get it cn ancl suddenly I pull up dress and expose my perms. You’ve married a man, hope you brought Vaseline. 51. MY PERFECT DATE IDEA: 52. I am seeking a woman as a companion. Must be vegan and straight edge. must not walk in front of me in the kitchen. I will hold your hand the second and fourth Monday of each month. I like 80s romance ballads and 60s horror films. Almond milk fetish you can be my edamommy 53. don’t message me? unless you
54. Not. Your. Unicorn. no boyfriends. The rad thing about dating a trans chick is that the longer you date us, the prettier we get
55. Respiratory Therapy Student Cute enough to take your breath away, smart enough to bring it back 56. Hello, I’m Josh. a shy and lonely depressed introverted INFP I like making people happy.
57. Just looking for a nice girl that’s clown to do cute coup!e stuff like Join a cult and sacrifice the blood of the innocents to Satan 58. You know what I can’t stand? Sorry let me reemphasize. You know what, I can’t stand. 59. Well this is not going to happen, but I can fuck you in the ass.