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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY BEAST

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I CAME HERETO DRINK MARGARITA AND F*CK BITCHES

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A true friend always remembers a woman's birthday, but never her age. Happy 29th!

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4.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WAS GOING TO DRINK ANYWAY

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A PERSON WHO IS SMART. GOOD LOOKING, FUNNY AND REMINDS ME A OF MYSELF

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AGE IS JUST A NUMBER

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7.

HAP!Y BIRTHDAY you SEXY THING

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY , YOU ARE ADOPTED

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ARLING. YOU ARE A WONDERFUL BLOOM IN A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN ONLY TRUE LOVE GROWS! WISHING YOU A BRILLIANT BIRTHDAY

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10.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS LADY I KNOW!

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WAIT , WHAT ? HOW OLD ARE YOU?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY BEAST

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DIRTY PIRATE HOOKER

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HEY GIRL , HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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JUST CALLED TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BTW'...ATE YOUR CAKE

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THE WHOLE THING IS A SCAM BIRTHDAYS WERE CREATED BY HALLMARK TO CARDS

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HAPPY AGE ADVANCEMENT DAY

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HELLO IT'S ME , HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADELE STYLE

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when your friend asks if you are gonna get them a birthday present

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20.

I drove her around town just so people could appreciate her

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OH ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y U NO DOCTOR YET!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU NEVER SEEM TO AGE , BITCH

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Your birthday is the perfect excuse to drink on a weekday.


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