1. Don’t laugh.

What do you mean by "Your job looks a little ruff"? This is not a joke. I'm trying to feed my family, Karen.
What do you mean by “Your job looks a little ruff”? This is not a joke. I’m trying to feed my family, Karen.

2. Karen is a bitch.

lady: itm sick of him jeopardizing our relationship therapist: your response Steve? guy: ill take Karen is a major bitch for $400
lady: i’m sick of him jeopardizing our relationship therapist: your response Steve? guy: ill take Karen is a major bitch for $400

3. It’s racist Karen.

"No, I don't like it when you say 'shove your nigger dick in my pussy' during sex. It's racist Karen. "
“No, I don’t like it when you say ‘shove your nigger dick in my pussy’ during sex. It’s racist Karen. “
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4. The real Karen

Wife: you need to stop being paranoid, not everyone's a clone. Me: the real Karen would never say that
Wife: you need to stop being paranoid, not everyone’s a clone. Me: the real Karen would never say that

5. I think she did

Did Karen just fart
Did Karen just fart

6. Can i have?

"l came out here to be alone. Can I have a god damn second to myself Karen?"
“l came out here to be alone. Can I have a god damn second to myself Karen?”
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7. It reacts Karen.

Her: You're always on your phone, how come you never pay attention to ME?! Him: Maybe because my phone is smart and actually reacts when I finger it, Karen.
Her: You’re always on your phone, how come you never pay attention to ME?! Him: Maybe because my phone is smart and actually reacts when I finger it, Karen.

8. Looks like someone had fun this weekend.

Mind your own business, Karen.
Mind your own business, Karen.

9. I want a treat

dog: I'm not wearing your f* *king bag as a hat Karen. Karen: who wants a treat?? dog:
dog: I’m not wearing your f* *king bag as a hat Karen. Karen: who wants a treat?? dog:
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10. You should not laugh

"You think this is a joke Karen?"
“You think this is a joke Karen?”

11. You are pretty awesome Karen

HEY KAREN
HEY KAREN

12. You done clicking pictures?

"No, it's 0K Karen, take your fucking picture first."
“No, it’s 0K Karen, take your fucking picture first.”

13. Really Really Tired.

I'M GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT KAREN
I’M GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT KAREN
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14. That Karen hairstyle.

DO BABIES NAMED KAREN EVEN EXIST OR ...
DO BABIES NAMED KAREN EVEN EXIST OR …

15. Mrs. Doge

"Karen I've told you countless times that I'm a dog not a lion. Why can't you just accept me for who I am?"
“Karen I’ve told you countless times that I’m a dog, not a lion. Why can’t you just accept me for who I am?”

16. They can’t drive Karen

why is there a coyote on the bus?
why is there a coyote on the bus?
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17. Everyone knows

Doctor: Let's stop the bullshit Karen, everyone knows you can open wider than that!
Doctor: Let’s stop the bullshit Karen, everyone knows you can open wider than that!

18. Douche

Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche. And when she' s not around, you just look at each other and say, "God, Karen, she's such a douchebag!i'
Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche. And when she’ s not around, you just look at each other and say, “God, Karen, she’s such a douchebag!”

19. Oh my god

OMG Karen ! YOU CANT JUST ASK PEOPLE IF THEIR TEETH ARE REAL
OMG Karen ! YOU CANT JUST ASK PEOPLE IF THEIR TEETH ARE REAL
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20. This is the problem.

THERAPIST. what's the problem HER: he's always lying ME: [lying on the floor] it's called comfort Karen
THERAPIST. what’s the problem HER: he’s always lying ME: [lying on the floor] it’s called comfort Karen

21. Are you sure?

Really KAREN
Really KAREN

22. That face

WHEN YOU SEE KAREN
WHEN YOU SEE KAREN

23. Let me park first, Karen.

Dog 1: You're awful at parallel barking Dog 2: Shut it Karen I'm trying here
Dog 1: You’re awful at parallel barking Dog 2: Shut it, Karen, I’m trying here
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24. Dammmmit Karen!

Well WTF did you think was gonna happen Karen don't act so surprised
Well WTF did you think was gonna happen Karen don’t act so surprised

25. Gosh!!

WHATEVER KAREN!!!!
WHATEVER KAREN!!!!

26. Lazy bitch

What the h*ck are you staring at, Karen? Someone's gotta walk the dog you lazy binch
What the h*ck are you staring at, Karen? Someone’s gotta walk the dog you lazy binch
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28. I know everything.

YES, KAREN
YES, KAREN

29. Always messing around that Karen.

You think being a doctor is "cute"? Dammit, Karen, other people's lives are at stake!
You think being a doctor is “cute”? Dammit, Karen, other people’s lives are at stake!


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