1.

When you give some bomb head and your jaw needs some rest & recovery
When you give some bomb head and your jaw needs some rest & recovery

2.

When a hoe hits you with that late night text telling you she needs you.
When a hoe hits you with that late night text telling you she needs you.

3.

Touch me without using your hands.
Touch me without using your hands.
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4.

What's harder'?
What’s harder’?

5.

I don't want anything right now but your lips on mine.
I don’t want anything right now but your lips on mine.

6.

IN A GOOD PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME
IN A GOOD PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME
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7.

SEDUCE MY MIND AND YOU CAN HAVE MY BODY
SEDUCE MY MIND AND YOU CAN HAVE MY BODY

8.

Him: why u don't hit me up no more Her:
Him: why u don’t hit me up no more Her:

9.

How she looks at you when she wants the carrot
How she looks at you when she wants the carrot
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10.

HER SHIRT SAYS EAT ME
HER SHIRT SAYS EAT ME

11.

When you think of the weird and freaky sexual shit you're into, do you ever wonder if you got it from your mom or dad? You are now. FSensitlvity
When you think of the weird and freaky sexual shit you’re into, do you ever wonder if you got it from your mom or dad? You are now. FSensitlvity

12.

SOME MEN SEEK GREATNESS
SOME MEN SEEK GREATNESS

13.

I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.
I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.
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14.

When you realize that she's just another girl using you for your giant wiener
When you realize that she’s just another girl using you for your giant wiener

15.

NAUGHTY MEMES ARE COMING
NAUGHTY MEMES ARE COMING

16.

Hairdresser: What do you want? Her: I need something which says "I'm available" Hairdresser: Say no more
Hairdresser: What do you want? Her: I need something which says “I’m available” Hairdresser: Say no more
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17.

Dear Santa I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it, You fat, judgrnental bastard
Dear Santa I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty… and it was worth it, You fat, judgrnental bastard

18.

FUCK EVERYTHING IT'S SATURDAY
FUCK EVERYTHING IT’S SATURDAY

19.

EVERYBODY DESERVES SOMEBODY
EVERYBODY DESERVES SOMEBODY
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20.

I'm not as naughty as you think
I’m not as naughty as you think

21.

ISN'T IT AMAZING WHEN YOU FINALLY FIND YOUR FOREVER PERSON AND THAT PERSON IS NAUGHTY AS FUCK.
ISN’T IT AMAZING WHEN YOU FINALLY FIND YOUR FOREVER PERSON AND THAT PERSON IS NAUGHTY AS FUCK.

22.

NAUGHTY DREAMS
NAUGHTY DREAMS

23.

When you said, "The dishwasher was loaded." I thought you meant that mommy was drunk again.
When you said, “The dishwasher was loaded.” I thought you meant that mommy was drunk again.
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24.

I AM NO THERAPIST BUT...
I AM NO THERAPIST BUT…

25.

NAUGHTY NAUGHTY VERY NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY VERY NAUGHTY

26.

IF YOU YELL SURPRISE FIRST
IF YOU YELL SURPRISE FIRST
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27.

When you find a naughty meme to share with the group text
When you find a naughty meme to share with the group text


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