1.

I am having one of those, "I want to rip your panties off with my teeth" kind of days,

2.

I THINK YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM A LACK OF VITAMIN ME.

3.

When you wanna smash but you don't want sexual harassment charges

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4.

Seduce me with your weirdness

5.

Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.

6.

We're like hot Chocolate and marshmallows, you're hot and I want to be on top of you,

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7.

When your grandpa shows you a playboy mag but you show him the 72.8 Gigs of horse porn you have on your PC

8.

I only want 3 things See you. Hug you. Kiss you.

9.

How my body feels after talking to you

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10.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?

11.

this could be us

12.

Just wanted you to l<now you're in my thoughts and sexual fantasies.

13.

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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14.

I miss you even when I'm not horny.

15.

Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex

16.

At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly.

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17.

Married life be like talk dirty to me

18.

Roses are red

19.

Let's cuddle so I can steal your body heat.

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20.

Guy: she liked another mans meme Lawyer: ...so? Guy: and commented " e Lawyer: wow, I'll get the divorce papers

21.

ROSES ARE RED. I LOVE YOUR ASS.

22.

I really like your beard. Can I touch with my vagina?

23.

I hate it when 16yr olds try & give me dirty looks at the mall. Like, bitch I will fuck your dad and make you my step child

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24.

Let's spend the night having sleep issues together.

25.

Hey, in case I haven't told you enough lately.„ I still love the freaking shit out of you

26.

Do you provide condoms in your hotel rooms?

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27.

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

28.

How females wake up from a nap looking for an argument & dick.

29.

I JUST WANT TO BE UPFRONT AND SAY THAT I VISUALLY ENJOY YOU.

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30.

Remember when Akon was looking for the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful and he settled on Sexy Bitch

31.

hey, you dropped something...„my jaw.

32.

YOU'RE MY BUTTER HALF

33.

GOOD MORNING. LET'S BE NAUGHTY TODAY.

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34.

Who said romance is dead

35.

I miss you this much

36.

Love, Your Baby Daddy

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37.

You're my fucking soulmate, you asshole!

38.

when she gags on ur dick >>> shes basically choosing ur dick over oxygen which i think is romantic as fuck

39.

IF you WERE A FRUIT YOU'D BE A FINE-APPLE

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40.

*at a job interview* "Describe yourself in four words"

41.

Don't know what's gotten into me lately, but l wish it were you,

42.

Hey, in case I haven't told you enough lately... I still love the freaking shit out of you

43.

Who said romance is dead

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44.

Roses are red Violets are blue All of my naughty thoughts Involve you

45.

You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.

46.

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.

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47.

I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.

48.

You are my favorite notification

49.

This is so romantic

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50.

Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be

51.

Nut in my eyes so I can see our future children

52.

I love you in a way that's nauseating to others.

53.

When she asks where we are going for Valentine's Day

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54.

When you finally man up and eat her ass, only to discover you have a peanut allergy

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55.

When your girl keeps touching you with her cold ass feet


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