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Blac Chyna is such a natural beauty

3.

When you run over the neighbor's autistic child and they confront you about it

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4.

Always remember to be nice to people who have access to your toothbrush

5.

They're the same picture.

6.

My new response every time I get an unsolicited dick pick.

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7.

When you're having lunch with Demi Lovato and you notice all the spoons are missing

8.

My homegirl just hit me after her dick appointment. If you not making me feel like this, I don't want the dick!

9.

Casual conversations at the palace:

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10.

katie is a savage

11.

If we're in a relationship, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

12.

Heart beat when you touch your pocket and don't feel your phone

13.

I'll never forget my grandfathers last words: "Stop shaking the ladder u little cunt"

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14.

if your blind all you see is black. but if you see black then your seeing something and if your seeing something you have vision so if you have vision .....are you blind?

15.

i gotta crack all my bones before sex cause i be riding dick and my knees be going off like firecrackers man

16.

doc: hoping for a boy or a girl? guy: was hoping to pull out, but here we fucking are - savage squad

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17.

how old

18.

WHEN SOMEONE WALKS BY YOU SMELLING LIKE WEED

19.

Me and my son in target... I'm telling him ima whoop his ass. This white lady gon say "no you won't." Bitch I'll whoop your ass too tf

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20.

a wise friend once told me "he doesn't like you, go to sleep" so whoever needed to hear that, here it is

21.

when you're pooping for so long that the automatic lights turn oft

22.

You aren't gonna believe who is beautiful!

23.

Her: I'm not like other girls Me: cool so you know where you want to eat

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24.

When you show your mom a pic on your phone and she starts swiping

25.

Not a single person dressed well 2000-2009. Not. A. Single. Human.

26.

Not sure if this is I love you or I leave you - Savage

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27.

Do you want to feel old? This is what the kid from the Omen looks like now.

28.

my doctor is so pure she was like "sweetie do you have any guy friends that you do special activities with?" ma'am im a whore

29.

Bruuuh never ask a girl "so your boyfriend won't let you have friends anymore?"

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30.

Why you don't put Christmas lights on palm trees.

31.

Justin cheated on me I found all these text messages on his phone Savage

32.

My tupperware for the rest of their life after eating something with tomato sauce in it

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This little boy lost his limbs in an accident Like if you would fuck his mom Comment if you think you can beat him in dodgeball

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34.

When u do anything not high

35.

When Halloween is over and you spot that same chick you got head from still dressed up as a guy

36.

Looking at my stash after smoking that blunt

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37.

everyone looking all cute and there's our beloved park jinyoung looking like he's judging everyone's existence - Savage meme

38.

me and no one

39.

when ur joke ruins the conversation but you know it was funny af

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40.

when someone says they miss me & they shouldn't have left my life


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