1.

Her: I want a sugar daddy Me: Say no more
Her: I want a sugar daddy Me: Say no more

2.

When you want a sugar daddy but you realize your looks only qualify you for an artificial sweetener daddy
When you want a sugar daddy but you realize your looks only qualify you for an artificial sweetener daddy

3.

Waiting for your sugar daddy to bring you your weekly allowance like
Waiting for your sugar daddy to bring you your weekly allowance like
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4.

"These student loans and rent won't pay by themselves"
“These student loans and rent won’t pay by themselves”

5.

When your Sugar daddy rnakes you sing karaoke with him or else he'll cut your allowance
When your Sugar daddy rnakes you sing karaoke with him or else he’ll cut your allowance

6.

I went Out to dinner with my boo and his parents last night for dinner. Tell me vhy his father is my old sugar daddy from 2 years ago. ...when does MERCURY Retrograde end because
I went Out to dinner with my boo and his parents last night for dinner. Tell me why his father is my old sugar daddy from 2 years ago. …when does MERCURY Retrograde end because
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7.

When you have to man up and finally have sex with your sugar daddy
When you have to man up and finally have sex with your sugar daddy

8.

Nicki: Be Independent Lana: No no have a sugar daddy
Nicki: Be Independent Lana: No no have a sugar daddy

9.

NEED SUMMER JOB? DATE A SUGAR DADDY
NEED SUMMER JOB? DATE A SUGAR DADDY
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10.

Dubai Sugar Daddy Sues IG Model for Money Back, Tells Judge P*ssy was Trash
Dubai Sugar Daddy Sues IG Model for Money Back, Tells Judge P*ssy was Trash

11.

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy and now you're First Lady of the United States of America
When all you wanted was a sugar daddy and now you’re First Lady of the United States of America

12.

POST IT ON SNAPCHAT
POST IT ON SNAPCHAT

13.

Sugar daddies I like vs Sugar daddies that like me
Sugar daddies I like vs Sugar daddies that like me

14.

I NEED A SUGAR DADDY
I NEED A SUGAR DADDY

15.

When you pour an entire bottle of poison in your sugar daddy's coffee but his trick ass still ain't dead.
When you pour an entire bottle of poison in your sugar daddy’s coffee but his trick ass still ain’t dead.

16.

When he is kissing all up on u and then you remember that he's poor af and you need a sugar daddy.
When he is kissing all up on u and then you remember that he’s poor af and you need a sugar daddy.

17.

Me: I want a sugar daddy Old men: hey
Me: I want a sugar daddy Old men: hey

18.

Waking up knowing I don't have a sugar daddy so have to go to work
Waking up knowing I don’t have a sugar daddy so have to go to work

19.

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy & now you're the First Lady of the United States
When all you wanted was a sugar daddy & now you’re the First Lady of the United States

20.

When I said daddy I mean sugar daddy
When I said daddy I mean sugar daddy

21.

When you finish your bachelor year
When you finish your bachelor year

22.

when your 70+year old sugar daddy start coughing & sweating after dinner
when your 70+year old sugar daddy start coughing & sweating after dinner

23.

When you're tired of waking up at 7am, working 40 hours a week, to only have two days off and you cant even afford guacamole at chipotle
When you’re tired of waking up at 7am, working 40 hours a week, to only have two days off and you cant even afford guacamole at chipotle

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