1.

WHEN THE TOILET PAPER SHIFTS MID WIPE AND you DRAG YOUR FINGER THROUGH MUD VALLEY

2.

MAKE YOUR TOILET GREAT AGAIN!

3.

KNEW IT WAS FINALLY TIME TO BREAKUP WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHEN I REALIZED HIS ONLY PISSING OUT THE POOP STAINS FROM THE TOILET

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4.

yo DAWG,I HEARD YOU LIKE CLOGGING TOILETS

5.

PLEASE FLUSH TWICE

6.

Y U NO USE PLUNGER?

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7.

Licking a toilet is a new form of liberal protest. Well, that's a really strong message!

8.

I-Walk Away from Auto-flush Toilets

9.

I CAN NOT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS SHIT

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10.

BRACE YOURSELF

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TOOK THREE FLUSHES TO GET THAT THING DOWN

12.

I took your precious rule book And I burned it to the ground

13.

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom

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14.

GIRLFRIEND: "SEEING AS WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ALMOST A WE CAN SHIT IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER . AS SHE SITS ON THE TOILET

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how it feels when you go to the bathroom without your phone.

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„SAT ON TOILET, ABOUT TO TAKE A DUMP. REALIZES THE IS NO MORE PAPER

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17.

YOU HAD ONE JOB

18.

HAS TO POOP BEHIND A BUSH

19.

VERILY I WILL EMPLOY MON PLUNGER TO IT's DISPOSAL POST HASTE

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20.

I AM NOT ALWAYS LYING ON THE TOILET BOWL

21.

CLOGGED THE TOILET AGAIN

22.

-l SAW THIS SPIDER IN THE TOILET THIS MORNING AND HAD TO TAKE A PICTURE

23.

HOME IS WHERE TOILET PAPER IS SOFT

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24.

KARDASHIAN'S TOILET

25.

CLOG BOYFRIEND'S TOILET

26.

USES THE PLUNGER WITHOUT BEING ASKED

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27.

When you've been on the toilet for too long

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I THINK HAVING SKIDMARKS INSIDE A TOILET BOWL (WHERE SHIT BELONGS),

29.

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SIT ON THE TOILET

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30.

POOP IN CLEAN WATER

31.

THOSE JALAPENOS WERE EXTRA SPICY

32.

TO WOMEN WHO SAY "HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN?"

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WHEN YOUR FINGER SLIPS THROUGH THE TOILET PAPER

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34.

SAME DAMN TOILET

35.

AM I THE ONLY ONE?


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