1.

WHEN THE TOILET PAPER SHIFTS MID WIPE AND you DRAG YOUR FINGER THROUGH MUD VALLEY
WHEN THE TOILET PAPER SHIFTS MID WIPE AND you DRAG YOUR FINGER THROUGH MUD VALLEY

2.

MAKE YOUR TOILET GREAT AGAIN!
MAKE YOUR TOILET GREAT AGAIN!

3.

KNEW IT WAS FINALLY TIME TO BREAKUP WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHEN I REALIZED HIS ONLY PISSING OUT THE POOP STAINS FROM THE TOILET
KNEW IT WAS FINALLY TIME TO BREAKUP WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHEN I REALIZED HIS ONLY PISSING OUT THE POOP STAINS FROM THE TOILET

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4.

yo DAWG,I HEARD YOU LIKE CLOGGING TOILETS
yo DAWG,I HEARD YOU LIKE CLOGGING TOILETS

5.

PLEASE FLUSH TWICE
PLEASE FLUSH TWICE


6.

Y U NO USE PLUNGER?
Y U NO USE PLUNGER?

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7.

Licking a toilet is a new form of liberal protest. Well, that's a really strong message!
Licking a toilet is a new form of liberal protest. Well, that’s a really strong message!

8.

I-Walk Away from Auto-flush Toilets
I-Walk Away from Auto-flush Toilets

9.

I CAN NOT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS SHIT
I CAN NOT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS SHIT

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10.

BRACE YOURSELF
BRACE YOURSELF


11.

TOOK THREE FLUSHES TO GET THAT THING DOWN
TOOK THREE FLUSHES TO GET THAT THING DOWN

12.

I took your precious rule book And I burned it to the ground
I took your precious rule book And I burned it to the ground

13.

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom
When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom

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14.

GIRLFRIEND: "SEEING AS WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ALMOST A WE CAN SHIT IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER . AS SHE SITS ON THE TOILET
GIRLFRIEND: “SEEING AS WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ALMOST A WE CAN SHIT IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER . AS SHE SITS ON THE TOILET

15.

how it feels when you go to the bathroom without your phone.
how it feels when you go to the bathroom without your phone.

16.

„SAT ON TOILET, ABOUT TO TAKE A DUMP. REALIZES THE IS NO MORE PAPER
„SAT ON TOILET, ABOUT TO TAKE A DUMP. REALIZES THE IS NO MORE PAPER

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17.

YOU HAD ONE JOB
YOU HAD ONE JOB

18.

HAS TO POOP BEHIND A BUSH
HAS TO POOP BEHIND A BUSH

19.

VERILY I WILL EMPLOY MON PLUNGER TO IT's DISPOSAL POST HASTE
VERILY I WILL EMPLOY MON PLUNGER TO IT’s DISPOSAL POST HASTE

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20.

I AM NOT ALWAYS LYING ON THE TOILET BOWL
I AM NOT ALWAYS LYING ON THE TOILET BOWL

21.

CLOGGED THE TOILET AGAIN
CLOGGED THE TOILET AGAIN

22.

AM I THE ONLY ONE?
AM I THE ONLY ONE?

23.

HOME IS WHERE TOILET PAPER IS SOFT
HOME IS WHERE TOILET PAPER IS SOFT

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24.

KARDASHIAN'S TOILET
KARDASHIAN’S TOILET

25.

CLOG BOYFRIEND'S TOILET
CLOG BOYFRIEND’S TOILET

26.

USES THE PLUNGER WITHOUT BEING ASKED
USES THE PLUNGER WITHOUT BEING ASKED

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27.

When you've been on the toilet for too long
When you’ve been on the toilet for too long

28.

I THINK HAVING SKIDMARKS INSIDE A TOILET BOWL (WHERE SHIT BELONGS),
I THINK HAVING SKIDMARKS INSIDE A TOILET BOWL (WHERE SHIT BELONGS),

29.

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SIT ON THE TOILET
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SIT ON THE TOILET

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30.

POOP IN CLEAN WATER
POOP IN CLEAN WATER

31.

THOSE JALAPENOS WERE EXTRA SPICY
THOSE JALAPENOS WERE EXTRA SPICY

32.

TO WOMEN WHO SAY "HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN?"
TO WOMEN WHO SAY “HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN?”

33.

WHEN YOUR FINGER SLIPS THROUGH THE TOILET PAPER
WHEN YOUR FINGER SLIPS THROUGH THE TOILET PAPER

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34.

SAME DAMN TOILET
SAME DAMN TOILET


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