1.

When Winnie the Pooh has better-looking eyebrows than you
When Winnie the Pooh has better-looking eyebrows than you

2.

WINNIE THE POOH AND JACK THE RIPPER BOTH HAVE THE SAME MIDDLE NAME.
WINNIE THE POOH AND JACK THE RIPPER BOTH HAVE THE SAME MIDDLE NAME.

3.

WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE? ASKED PIGLET
WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE? ASKED PIGLET

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4.

THE POSITION OR THE STRAW?
THE POSITION OR THE STRAW?

5.

"Good," said Piglet "Let's go and get pissed.
“Good,” said Piglet “Let’s go and get pissed.

6.

I MIGHT, I SAID
I MIGHT, I SAID

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7.

DO YOU THINK THEY WILL EVER FIND THE BODIES POOH?
DO YOU THINK THEY WILL EVER FIND THE BODIES POOH?

8.

WINNIE THE POOH: WHY U NO SAUE ME HONEY?
WINNIE THE POOH: WHY U NO SAUE ME HONEY?

9.

EDGAR ALLAN POOH
EDGAR ALLAN POOH

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10.

COME OVER UNANNOUNCED DURING LUNCH AND EATS ALL OF YOUR HONEY
COME OVER UNANNOUNCED DURING LUNCH AND EATS ALL OF YOUR HONEY

11.

I DON'T EVEN GIVE A BOTHER
I DON’T EVEN GIVE A BOTHER

12.

DID YOU KNOW THAT CHOCOLATE MAKES YOUR CLOTHES SHRINK
DID YOU KNOW THAT CHOCOLATE MAKES YOUR CLOTHES SHRINK

13.

IF YOU LIVE TO BE 100, I HOPE I LIVE TO BE 100 MINUS A DAY, SO I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
IF YOU LIVE TO BE 100, I HOPE I LIVE TO BE 100 MINUS A DAY, SO I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

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14.

IF THERE EVER COMES A DAY WHEN WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER
IF THERE EVER COMES A DAY WHEN WE CAN’T BE TOGETHER

15.

PIGLET
PIGLET

16.

WINNIE THE POOH BEAR!
WINNIE THE POOH BEAR!

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17.

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean 100k at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean 100k at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!

18.

The further Pooh led him into the forest, the more concerned Piglet became that Pooh wasn't wearing any fucking pants.
The further Pooh led him into the forest, the more concerned Piglet became that Pooh wasn’t wearing any fucking pants.

19.

Remember Winnie the Pooh? This is him now, feel old yet?
Remember Winnie the Pooh? This is him now, feel old yet?

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20.

WHAT DAY IS TODAY?
WHAT DAY IS TODAY?

21.

Whoever said they watch Winnie the Pooh for the plot is lying
Whoever said they watch Winnie the Pooh for the plot is lying

22.

Remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh's ass?
Remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

23.

YOU'RE EATING GHETTO MEMES
YOU’RE EATING GHETTO MEMES

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24.

When you tell people plants have protein
When you tell people plants have protein

25.

How old were you when you found out winnie the pooh was a girl?
How old were you when you found out winnie the pooh was a girl?

26.

"Fuck" said Pooh.
“Fuck” said Pooh.


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